June 13th, 2013
Let me show you the buns I don’t want my Subway sub on.
May 13th, 2013
Well Jan and Dave, clearly if one of you can put up with this then you must really “Luv” each other because if my girl did this to my car she would no longer be my girl.
May 3rd, 2013
One of these days when I see someone with long fingernails in person I’m just gonna keep insulting them and agitating them until they finally get fed up and try to give me the finger. Ohhh seeing them struggle with that long ass process would totally be worth it.