July 31st, 2012
Let this be a message to all you young ladies out there that don’t think about what happens to those cute little tattoos you get when you are 18 and think it makes your lower back look sexy. Yo shit is gonna sag and make people want to run in the other direction when that once cutesie little butterfly now has sun spots and a busted wing because your back titties are pulling it down.
July 19th, 2012
Let’s just say from that outfit I think everyone in the store has said hello to your kitty if you catch my drift.
June 26th, 2012
All I’m saying is you better tip REALLY well when you go get a manicure.