Missouri
07.22.
Little Drummer Boy
Rock and roll doesn’t break for anyone. I mean, it brakes for the car in front of him, but it doesn’t take a break.
Missouri
6 Comments05.07.
Checking The Oil
Sometimes you gotta work the prostate to get the pipes working. Thank goodness to whomever invented elastic jeans.
Missouri
4 Comments03.06.
The Uphill Climb
I for real can’t even give you a good explanation why someone would want or have this. Only if tiny little people live in your buttcrack and need to climb up to your head. Literally the only explanation.
Missouri
No Comments02.13.
The Truck Bed
I feel like you might be patient zero for the #MeToo movement.
Missouri
4 Comments