Missouri

07.22.

Little Drummer Boy

Rock and roll doesn’t break for anyone. I mean, it brakes for the car in front of him, but it doesn’t take a break.

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6 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Missouri  //  Vehicles

05.07.

Checking The Oil

Sometimes you gotta work the prostate to get the pipes working. Thank goodness to whomever invented elastic jeans.

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4 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Missouri  //  Walmart Fashion

03.06.

The Uphill Climb

I for real can’t even give you a good explanation why someone would want or have this. Only if tiny little people live in your buttcrack and need to climb up to your head. Literally the only explanation.

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02.13.

The Truck Bed

I feel like you might be patient zero for the #MeToo movement.

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4 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Missouri  //  Vehicles