Missouri
03.06.
The Uphill Climb
I for real can’t even give you a good explanation why someone would want or have this. Only if tiny little people live in your buttcrack and need to climb up to your head. Literally the only explanation.
Missouri
No Comments02.13.
The Truck Bed
I feel like you might be patient zero for the #MeToo movement.
Missouri
4 Comments12.17.
Chicken Little
About the only type of chicks I can get into my truck on a Friday night too.
Missouri
1 Comment02.28.
WWIB: Swallowed Whole
One way to show off the fact that you’ve got legs for days is to wear giant boots and socks that look like you’re being swallowed by two anacondas. Who do you think wears that pro fashion tip better?
Missouri
5 Comments
7 Butt Facts
Chinese Walmart
Walmart Tattoos
Cat Haunting
The Hilarious Story Of Shane, The Walmart Deli Guy, Told Through Notes From His Boss
No Pants Dance
Hairy Situation
Nice Thong
Crackin' Backs
Wookie Mistake
I Gotta Pee
The Proud Parents
The Beach Creeps
Neighbor Shame
White Trash Repairs