May 22nd, 2013
I don’t even know what to say here. Probably because I don’t know where to start. You have a full grown dog in your cart and that’s not even the oddest thing about you. I’m gonna go lie down before I hurt myself thinking about all of whatever this is that’s going on.
May 7th, 2013
That’s like the grandaddy of all whale tails! I was going to say Moby Dick, but I don’t think a dick would want to be anywhere near that thing. Ehhhhh ohhhhh! Put it on the board!!!!
May 2nd, 2013
Makes me “wonder” why you would wear that bra. Huh? Right? Wonder bra? Right? You know what, I hate all of you.