August 12th, 2010
I didn’t think hoarders ever left their house, but I guess I was wrong. How does one even drive that thing? I’m not talking about “How does someone not feel stupid riding around on that?” That’s a given, but I really mean “Physically, how is it even possible to drive?”
August 8th, 2010
Ummm, quick rule of thumb: If you can fit more than 2 words across your ass, it’s too big for you to be wearing shorts that show enough moon to turn a werewolf.
July 14th, 2010
Okay, before everyone flips out, I’m well aware that she is fully clothed and there is nothing inappropriate or gross or anything like that going on here. I just thought you might enjoy the fact that she looks like a howling ghost and for some reason I can’t stop looking at this picture and smiling. So to those of you who will also crack a smile, enjoy! To those of you that plan on bitching, please send all emails to email@example.com.