When you’re showing more ass than most people even have, I think something serious needs to change. Like the clothes you wear for starters.
Your hair looks like candy. I’m not sure if you should be proud or ashamed. But more importantly I need our fans to decide if they would rather eat those licorice ropes or that cotton candy. Get that sugar high baby!
Missouri & Texas
These two clearly look like they’re ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, but the real question is which one are you going to follow into the pits of hell to fight with? Mrs. Machete or surprise surprise a half naked white guy with jean shorts and a gun.
I need your help here guys. I can’t figure out which one I want to punch in the back of the head more. Denim Dan in all his cutoff glory or the Blue Meanie’s wife over here. You guys decide, in my mind they both deserve it.
Missouri & New Mexico
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