Mississippi
June 10th, 2013
My Pet Monkey
Well I mean, clearly if the monkey is wearing a shirt and sitting in a cart it thinks it’s human and should be treated as such. You know, or we could go with the other option and treat it like a f*cking animal, which it is, and not have it just casually chillin’ out at Walmart like it belongs. One of the two options is fine.
Mississippi
March 5th, 2013
WWIB: Mean Jean
Listen, I get it, you get a favorite pair of jeans and they are hella comfortable and you don’t want to get rid of them. However, once you hit the point where I can’t tell if you are trying to be stylish or in the middle of running away from a villain in a scary movie then we’ve got a problem. Anyway, who you guys got here? Shredder or the girl I might accidentally try to pickpocket and miss?
Georgia & Mississippi
February 28th, 2013
One & Only
Ms. Screws! Ohh thank God. For a minute there I thought this other dirty slut was Ms. Screws, but then I checked for the label and realized she was not the one and only.
Mississippi
