December 4th, 2013
Dude, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news (I think) is that you’ve got some perky titties. The bad news is they’re lopsided as f*ck. Nobody likes unparallelled boobies. Believe that.
November 4th, 2013
If parents aren’t going to learn to knock this off we might as well embrace it and make cart sledding an Olympic sport so I don’t feel as guilty watching them fly off into a shelf.
November 1st, 2013
Normally I would throw these two skeezers in a head to head battle of a skank-off, but because it is still so close to Halloween I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt and let you guys take another crack at figuring out if they are normal PoWM creatures or Halloween costumes.