Hey lonely guys, don’t forget the girls that take the Valentine’s day shift at strip clubs are lonely too!
Alabama & Mississippi
In today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better”, we have an epic Elvis vs. Elvis battle. So, whose banana would you rather eat bacon and peanut butter off of?
Michigan & Mississippi
That’s very festive. I’d say I was a big fan if I didn’t know that I’d get distracted and run over my neighbor’s reindeer in his yard if I saw you coming down the road while I was driving.
I see that anaconda definitely wanted some since you got buns hun.