What is it about a big old ass crack that just gets me excited for the day? Nothing. The answer is nothing. We get so many damn asses sent in to us that we have to pair them up for our “Who Wears It Better?” game! Did you read that? We get so many bare asses sent in that we double them up! Someone get a message out there to the rest of the world to pull their pants up.
Arizona & Mississippi
That’s either the worst yarmulke ever or her husband likes to have a coaster to set his drink on while she is…well you know.
For some reason I don’t think Santa is an any hurry to get down their chimneys tonight.
Michigan & Mississippi
This might be my favorite “Who Wears It Better?” thus far! Nothing like Hulkamania edition brotha! So which real American wears it better?