January 22nd, 2014
Over booty or under booty? Expect this to be the biggest decision you make all day.
Minnesota & Mississippi
December 4th, 2013
Dude, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news (I think) is that you’ve got some perky titties. The bad news is they’re lopsided as f*ck. Nobody likes unparallelled boobies. Believe that.
November 4th, 2013
If parents aren’t going to learn to knock this off we might as well embrace it and make cart sledding an Olympic sport so I don’t feel as guilty watching them fly off into a shelf.