February 18th, 2014
We’ve got a bottom biscuit battle on our hands here! Well, hopefully they aren’t directly in your hands but we’ve got a battle nonetheless. So which one is just too big of a handful for you to manage?
California & Mississippi
January 22nd, 2014
Over booty or under booty? Expect this to be the biggest decision you make all day.
Minnesota & Mississippi
December 4th, 2013
Dude, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news (I think) is that you’ve got some perky titties. The bad news is they’re lopsided as f*ck. Nobody likes unparallelled boobies. Believe that.