Well I mean, clearly if the monkey is wearing a shirt and sitting in a cart it thinks it’s human and should be treated as such. You know, or we could go with the other option and treat it like a f*cking animal, which it is, and not have it just casually chillin’ out at Walmart like it belongs. One of the two options is fine.
Listen, I get it, you get a favorite pair of jeans and they are hella comfortable and you don’t want to get rid of them. However, once you hit the point where I can’t tell if you are trying to be stylish or in the middle of running away from a villain in a scary movie then we’ve got a problem. Anyway, who you guys got here? Shredder or the girl I might accidentally try to pickpocket and miss?
Georgia & Mississippi
Ms. Screws! Ohh thank God. For a minute there I thought this other dirty slut was Ms. Screws, but then I checked for the label and realized she was not the one and only.
Orange you glad I came to brighten up your morning?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, Please of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.