Ahhh yes, what we have here is a rare species of giraffes not often seen out of their domicile. The lazyus maximus, or “snuggie giraffe” as they’re commonly referred to are unlike most giraffes in the sense that they’re not majestic in any way, shape, or form and prefer Netflix over grazing in the wild.
Connecticut & North Carolina
I don’t waffle on topics so I’m gonna go ahead and let my stance be known on these fake hoverboard bullshit things. They’re dumb. You look dumb. They are not the future. You know that impression you get when you see a person on a Segway now? That’s the exact fate you have in store.
This person straight up doesn’t care. Just flashing the Kohl’s bag right in front of Walmart. “I’ll asphyxiate on my own terms and on another’s low prices!”
I call this masterpiece “The Many Angles of A Walmartian”. Very Andy Warhol-esque don’t you think?
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.