Stylist: What’ll it be?
Her: Give me that Cousin Eddie hat.
Stylist: Say no more.
Oh you got some gator shoes? That’s cute. I got dem gator hood ornaments. Wrestled ’em with my bare hands and I bit them suckers to death to teach them a lesson!
1 in 4 Americans will get an STD in their lifetime. Now I’m not saying she has one. I would never say that about someone. I’m just pointing out a fact and letting you decide if you were putting down bets where you’re 20% guess would land.
I know Motley Crue did a ton of partying back in the day, but I was unaware that one of them impregnated Bruce Wayne’s mother.