Buddy, super hot girls barely get away with wearing cutoff jorts and a belly shirt. What makes you think you can rock it out? Seriously, what makes you think that? I need to know so we can somehow correct that part of your thought process.
Turns out just about everybody can have kids. Doesn’t take much brains to do it either.
North Carolina & Washington
For the first time in my life, I would rather eat a Subway sandwich. So please move out of my way.
Dude looks like he is about to go ride a bull he named ISIS for a solid 3 minutes then take it behind the rodeo and put it down for that American dirt nap. Get some cowboy!