Looks like we got ourselves a couple of sneaky snakes around here. Damn you two are hella cool. Oh, my bad I mistyped that. What I meant to say is you two are hella f*cking weird and I’d appreciate if you kept your distance.
Alabama & North Carolina
Yup, perfect perfect perfect. I had my doubts, but now I know that real people can definitely pull off the Goro from Mortal Kombat hairstyle. Already made an appointment with my barber for this afternoon.
Damn! Who knew there was so much baby mama drama in the world that the business of choking a hoe is so successful that it’s being franchised in different states! I’m not sure what the initial capital contribution to a quality business opportunity like this is, but I’ll be sure to speak with my financial adviser about getting in before it goes public.
Florida & North Carolina
Damn right it makes me wanna dance! Now let’s go grab Randy Quaid and fly into an alien ship!