You see, what you’ve done is you have captured me in a dilemma here. I really wanna scream out in anger and curiosity as to why you have a f*cking goat in your car, but at the same time unlike most idiots, you’ve left your goat in the car rather than bring him in the store with you. So, in the spirit of fair play today, you shall pass.
Geez, I’m amazed at how many of these big ol’ beaver tails we get sent in to us! Every time I see another one more questions just pop into my head. Right now I’m having trouble wrapping my head around how he sleeps with that thing?!?! My car has those lumbar things in the seat and they are uncomfortable as shit. I couldn’t imagine laying on my back with that big boulder digging into my back.
I can’t determine if that is crudely drawn or poorly tattooed. For your sake I’m hoping it was drawn on, but if I find out it’s tattooed, well then I’m gonna send you on over to WTFtattoos.com and let them tell you that you’re an idiot…saves me the trouble.
BRUNSWICK COUNTY, NC (WECT) – A lot of people are used to hearing, “Cleanup on aisle three,” at stores like Walmart, but not usually, “Wedding in the layaway section!”
But one area couple decided to do just that — they tied the knot at their local Walmart Tuesday.
For Wayne and the new Susan Brandenburg, everyday low prices have led to happily ever after.
“She was a cashier at the time,” said Wayne. “I kept coming through and seeing her…my [former] wife died seven years ago, and I asked [Susan] out. For some reason, she said yes and it went from there.”
They wanted to share their special moment with all their friends, and they wanted to do something different.
“I love him and I’m going to stay with him for a long, long time…” said Susan.
The couple plans to take their honeymoon when the weather warms up.
They’re hoping to spend it in the mountains.
Story courtesy of WECT.