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02.20.

A WTF Tattoo Moment

I can’t determine if that is crudely drawn or poorly tattooed. For your sake I’m hoping it was drawn on, but if I find out it’s tattooed, well then I’m gonna send you on over to WTFtattoos.com and let them tell you that you’re an idiot…saves me the trouble.

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02.15.

The Valentine’s Day Walmart Wedding

BRUNSWICK COUNTY, NC (WECT) – A lot of people are used to hearing, “Cleanup on aisle three,” at stores like Walmart, but not usually, “Wedding in the layaway section!”

But one area couple decided to do just that — they tied the knot at their local Walmart Tuesday.

For Wayne and the new Susan Brandenburg, everyday low prices have led to happily ever after.

“She was a cashier at the time,” said Wayne. “I kept coming through and seeing her…my [former] wife died seven years ago, and I asked [Susan] out. For some reason, she said yes and it went from there.”

They wanted to share their special moment with all their friends, and they wanted to do something different.

“I love him and I’m going to stay with him for a long, long time…” said Susan.

The couple plans to take their honeymoon when the weather warms up.

They’re hoping to spend it in the mountains.

Story courtesy of WECT.

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02.08.

The 50″ Heist

CHERRYVILLE, NC (WBTV) – Cherryville police are looking for a man they say ran out of a Walmart store with a TV.

The incident was reported to police on January 31, according to a release from the Cherryville Police Department.

The man walked in and took a flat screen TV worth $500 from the display area and left the store.

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01.31.

Zebra Cakes

Maybe if Hostess had people out dressing as their products, like this lady here who clearly enjoys her Little Debbie Zebra Cakes, they wouldn’t be filing for bankruptcy. Or this lady already brought down Hostess by previously dressing like a Twinkie and she is now setting her sights on Little Debbie. Whichever the case, I’m now hungry.

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