North Carolina
May 19th, 2010
Polly Want A Diaper?

AWESOME!!! I can’t wait to tell all my friends that I caught bird flu standing behind some dildo in line with a fleece vest covered in fresh bird shit. Do us all a favor and f*** off will ya.
North Carolina
May 15th, 2010
Bubble Yum

I would say ‘like mother like daughter’, but that only applies to the awful hairstyles and would leave those bumble gum pants out of the equation.
North Carolina
May 11th, 2010
Always Come Prepared

I guess it’s good to always be prepared in case you run into Hulk Hogan and he challenges you to a “ripping off your shirt” match.
Illinois & North Carolina




