When you smoked so much weed in your life that you are scouring the basil and parsley at Walmart to roll up into your next fat blunt…
You steal that idea from my niece’s doll that she plays with? It looks much cooler made out of yarn so kids don’t get hurt.
I think this lady is starting her own 1-person rave in the middle of Walmart. Or maybe she is reffing an imaginary sporting even that only she can see? I don’t know and I’m not sure if I want to find out.
Stylist: What’ll it be?
Her: Give me that Cousin Eddie hat.
Stylist: Say no more.