Oh you got some gator shoes? That’s cute. I got dem gator hood ornaments. Wrestled ’em with my bare hands and I bit them suckers to death to teach them a lesson!
1 in 4 Americans will get an STD in their lifetime. Now I’m not saying she has one. I would never say that about someone. I’m just pointing out a fact and letting you decide if you were putting down bets where you’re 20% guess would land.
I know Motley Crue did a ton of partying back in the day, but I was unaware that one of them impregnated Bruce Wayne’s mother.
Ahhh yes, what we have here is a rare species of giraffes not often seen out of their domicile. The lazyus maximus, or “snuggie giraffe” as they’re commonly referred to are unlike most giraffes in the sense that they’re not majestic in any way, shape, or form and prefer Netflix over grazing in the wild.
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