I know Motley Crue did a ton of partying back in the day, but I was unaware that one of them impregnated Bruce Wayne’s mother.
Ahhh yes, what we have here is a rare species of giraffes not often seen out of their domicile. The lazyus maximus, or “snuggie giraffe” as they’re commonly referred to are unlike most giraffes in the sense that they’re not majestic in any way, shape, or form and prefer Netflix over grazing in the wild.
Connecticut & North Carolina
I don’t waffle on topics so I’m gonna go ahead and let my stance be known on these fake hoverboard bullshit things. They’re dumb. You look dumb. They are not the future. You know that impression you get when you see a person on a Segway now? That’s the exact fate you have in store.
This person straight up doesn’t care. Just flashing the Kohl’s bag right in front of Walmart. “I’ll asphyxiate on my own terms and on another’s low prices!”