June 3rd, 2011
There is nothing better on a hot day than a cold drink in the shade.
August 27th, 2010
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings.
July 28th, 2010
I got this scar from a knife fight in Brazil. – Ya, well I got this one from a rabid pitbull in New Mexico. – I got my leg ripped open on a barbed wire fence running from drug dealers. – Pfft, I got my arm caught in tank tracks that ripped it open to the bone…..Hey, how did you get your scar? – I got my belly fat stuck in the conveyor belt at Wal-Mart.