June 11th, 2010
His chest hair can knock you out with one punch….Yeah, let that sink in.
May 19th, 2010
Oh my God! All those colors and patterns! What are you hiding from? Fashion? If so, don’t worry, I don’t think it will ever find you.
December 23rd, 2009
It’s amazing how badly this makes me want to skip Christmas. I get your intentions Dickie, but there is no Christmas joy being conveyed unto me by this.