“Police said Kimberly Pankratius was booked after allegedly trying to hit another driver who had just taken an open parking spot she was waiting for at a south Lincoln Walmart.
Officers said the 36-year-old yelled at the couple and grazed the other woman’s right arm with her PT Cruiser, breaking its side mirror.
Pankratius faces counts of second-degree assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.”
Looks like that holiday shopping anger has started a bit early. Although I’ve tried parking at a packed Walmart so I kinda understand her frustration level. Kinda.
Just because you will always be your mother’s baby doesn’t give you a reason to still act like one when you’re 6’4″ and pushing a deuce and a quarter.
Oh ok, just gonna perch on up there like a bird huh? Well I’ll ignore you and let you carry on acting like a weird ass bird, but if you shit on my car we’re gonna have serious problems.
It looks less like you pooped your pans and more like you went down a slip-n-slide that was coated in poo.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.