I can’t publicly come out and support murder, but I can say he may be on to something. Food for thought.
Santa Claus is comin’…to town! Who needs reindeer when a perfectly good steed (complete with a Santa hat) does the trick?
“Police said Kimberly Pankratius was booked after allegedly trying to hit another driver who had just taken an open parking spot she was waiting for at a south Lincoln Walmart.
Officers said the 36-year-old yelled at the couple and grazed the other woman’s right arm with her PT Cruiser, breaking its side mirror.
Pankratius faces counts of second-degree assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.”
Looks like that holiday shopping anger has started a bit early. Although I’ve tried parking at a packed Walmart so I kinda understand her frustration level. Kinda.
Just because you will always be your mother’s baby doesn’t give you a reason to still act like one when you’re 6’4″ and pushing a deuce and a quarter.