09.21.

WWIB: Nut Huggers Edition

Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of torture so both are losers in my opinion, but I guess one has to win. I like ketchup more than mustard so that’s where I’ll toss my vote.

Florida & Nebraska

102 Comments Featured Creature  //  Florida  //  Nebraska  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Who Wears It Better? 08.23.

Hold It Against Me

Oh shit! Did Britney Spears go off the deep end again?

Nebraska

53 Comments Featured Creature  //  Nebraska  //  Walmart Fashion 07.23.

Actin’ Hard

You know that asshole neighbor that is always outside without a shirt on no matter what the temperature is, always has a beer in his hand (to go with his beer gut), and is always yelling at his kids to “shut the f*ck up”? Well, apparently he sometimes likes to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade. See, he does have a softer side…

Indiana & Nebraska

40 Comments Featured Creature  //  Indiana  //  Nebraska  //  Walmart Fashion 07.19.

Coppin’ A Squat

Well obviously walking into the store to take a piss is out of the question, so naturally the “behind the car door parking lot piss” was in order. Unfortunately for you, a car door only blocks one side. Some advice from an expert outdoor pisser like myself…open the front and back door and go in between them. Saves you and us. For more bathroom humor, piss your pants at our newest member www.Flushedup.com.

Nebraska

123 Comments Accidents?  //  Featured Creature  //  Nebraska  //  Random