August 23rd, 2011
Oh shit! Did Britney Spears go off the deep end again?
July 23rd, 2011
You know that asshole neighbor that is always outside without a shirt on no matter what the temperature is, always has a beer in his hand (to go with his beer gut), and is always yelling at his kids to “shut the f*ck up”? Well, apparently he sometimes likes to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade. See, he does have a softer side…
Indiana & Nebraska
July 19th, 2011
Well obviously walking into the store to take a piss is out of the question, so naturally the “behind the car door parking lot piss” was in order. Unfortunately for you, a car door only blocks one side. Some advice from an expert outdoor pisser like myself…open the front and back door and go in between them. Saves you and us. For more bathroom humor, piss your pants at our newest member www.Flushedup.com.