You know who dresses up as Santa Claus for Halloween? Someone that’s not creative. But while we are on the topic let me vent my frustration real quick to people and stores. Show some damn respect for Thanksgiving people! I don’t want to see X-mas stuff, I don’t want to hear X-mas music while I’m shopping, and I don’t want to put money in your damn red pot until after I’ve enjoyed my f*cking turkey. There, I’m done.
Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of torture so both are losers in my opinion, but I guess one has to win. I like ketchup more than mustard so that’s where I’ll toss my vote.
Florida & Nebraska
Oh shit! Did Britney Spears go off the deep end again?
You know that asshole neighbor that is always outside without a shirt on no matter what the temperature is, always has a beer in his hand (to go with his beer gut), and is always yelling at his kids to “shut the f*ck up”? Well, apparently he sometimes likes to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade. See, he does have a softer side…
Indiana & Nebraska
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