“Police said Kimberly Pankratius was booked after allegedly trying to hit another driver who had just taken an open parking spot she was waiting for at a south Lincoln Walmart.
Officers said the 36-year-old yelled at the couple and grazed the other woman’s right arm with her PT Cruiser, breaking its side mirror.
Pankratius faces counts of second-degree assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.”
Looks like that holiday shopping anger has started a bit early. Although I’ve tried parking at a packed Walmart so I kinda understand her frustration level. Kinda.
Just because you will always be your mother’s baby doesn’t give you a reason to still act like one when you’re 6’4″ and pushing a deuce and a quarter.
Oh ok, just gonna perch on up there like a bird huh? Well I’ll ignore you and let you carry on acting like a weird ass bird, but if you shit on my car we’re gonna have serious problems.
It looks less like you pooped your pans and more like you went down a slip-n-slide that was coated in poo.