Just because you will always be your mother’s baby doesn’t give you a reason to still act like one when you’re 6’4″ and pushing a deuce and a quarter.
Oh ok, just gonna perch on up there like a bird huh? Well I’ll ignore you and let you carry on acting like a weird ass bird, but if you shit on my car we’re gonna have serious problems.
It looks less like you pooped your pans and more like you went down a slip-n-slide that was coated in poo.
So do you prefer your cross-dressing more old-school conservative or throw caution to the wind with some lace and bedazzled daisy dukes? I guess when push comes to shove I’m more new aged expression.
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