Shoutout to clothing manufacturers who somehow manage to take all the clothes people wouldn’t never and should never wear and sell them just by slapping some holiday theme prints on it.
Minnesota & New Jersey
There isn’t enough concealer in all the Walmarts combined to prevent these eyes from seeing what you’ve put out there.
This is a great representation of tabloids. Just a bunch of ugliness I don’t care about jammed in my face for no reason.
That’s either one hell of a beer belly or you should definitely not be “drunk as shit”. Although I’m hoping you give birth to a pony keg right here in the store.