December 4th, 2013
Damn girl, I don’t need a machine to let you know my blood pressure is rising.
November 20th, 2013
Hell yes you can bring me an extra basket of bottom biscuits! They are like the Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits of the Walmart world. Goddamn boy, everybody knows that.
New Jersey & South Carolina
June 25th, 2013
Sometimes direct advertising works. Personally I’m curious as to why the hooker industry doesn’t use more billboard advertising. Frankly it would clear up some confusion for the horny creepers that aren’t 100% sure that girl wearing nothing but a leopard thong, heels and a tube top is in fact a prostitute.