New Jersey
February 4th, 2013
Tickled Pink
I guess there is a little slut inside of all of us.
New Jersey
January 22nd, 2013
The Puck Stops Here
Yes! Hell yes! Hockey is back mother truckers! I haven’t been this excited since I found out those red bumps weren’t herpes…whoa, getting off track here. Point is, I love hockey. I mean, the Devils can suck it but whatever, hockey is back and I’m happy, honestly could give 2 shits if you don’t like the sport.
New Jersey
January 22nd, 2013
Mrs. Levi Strauss
Oh you thought jean jackets were cool? How about a jean jacket made from actual jeans so I got tons of ass pockets to put stuff in…AND Betty Boop! BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!! – Oh you didn’t think jean jackets were cool? Oh so this one is worse than a normal jean jacket then? Oh. Okay. Well nevermind then. Jerkface.
New Jersey
