And yet you know there are plenty of dudes that can’t see a red flag warning sign if it’s literally tattooed in front of them.
Apparently some ladies got their advanced copy of Cosmo because they already know this fall’s new fashion style is belly buttons.
Kansas & New Jersey
How can you possibly think that’s an appropriate outfit to go out in public? It’s barely appropriate for a dominatrix. Ugh, I honestly hope Dexter is behind that plastic curtain with a room set up for you.
Don’t worry brother, you may have a hole in your heart but you’ve stolen mine.