Damn girl, I don’t need a machine to let you know my blood pressure is rising.
Hell yes you can bring me an extra basket of bottom biscuits! They are like the Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits of the Walmart world. Goddamn boy, everybody knows that.
New Jersey & South Carolina
Sometimes direct advertising works. Personally I’m curious as to why the hooker industry doesn’t use more billboard advertising. Frankly it would clear up some confusion for the horny creepers that aren’t 100% sure that girl wearing nothing but a leopard thong, heels and a tube top is in fact a prostitute.
Now everybody do the skanky leg, yaaa the skanky leg. Oh oh oh I said the skanky leg…whoops! Sorry, sometimes I get all excited and lose my head.
Arizona & New Jersey
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.