Holy shnikes! I had no idea Walmart sold their poultry meats so damn fresh! Now that I know that it’s gonna be Thanksgiving everyday for me!
What’s up ladies? Who’s trying to go back with him to his fox hole & get furry? Wait, actually I think it’s a fox den, but I like hole better for this…’cause he’s probably an asshole.
If you step on that crack you can be damn sure you’re gonna break more than just yo mamma’s back!
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #1: You avoid being trampled and gang-banged by a stampede of assholes fighting over a $28 stereo.
New Mexico & Tennessee