What up! What up! What up! I hope you party people are ready to get crunk up in this motha huncha!!!! Whoooo! Let’s get this place turned up a notch with my main man DJ Unsightly Skin Disease! Awwww Yaaaa! And you know he doesn’t go anywhere without his main bitch MC Human Papillomavirus! Whoop Whoop!….Dubstep homies.
Hot damn! We take our favorite game on the road for Who Drives It Better: Pathetic Dinosaur-Looking Cars Edition. So which set of spikes would you prefer to look at even less than the Spike channel? (If that channel still exists.)
Connecticut & New Mexico
We have quite the matchup in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Are you pulling for the man who was in desperate need for a bag of Doritos half way through his haircut or the mystical red fe-mullet?
Massachusetts & New Mexico
Holy shnikes! I had no idea Walmart sold their poultry meats so damn fresh! Now that I know that it’s gonna be Thanksgiving everyday for me!