If you step on that crack you can be damn sure you’re gonna break more than just yo mamma’s back!
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #1: You avoid being trampled and gang-banged by a stampede of assholes fighting over a $28 stereo.
New Mexico & Tennessee
How sad is it that a divorced former bodybuilder/actor/governor who banged his maid and wasn’t even born in the United States (and thus ineligible to run) is still the best Republican presidential candidate? Now, for the love of God, GET TO THE CHOPPER!
These trick-or-treaters are exactly why I put razor blades in the candy I give out…