This is the type of shit that would haunt Jason & Freddy Krueger’s nightmares! Good lord.
Sometimes I get these fantastic pictures and I feel downright selfish writing the caption myself. Which is why I’ll let you guys pinch-hit for me on this one in a CAPTION CONTEST! Winner gets to ride around in the forklift that was used to finally move her away from the store.
When it comes to being bootylicious everyone knows of the vicious rivalry between the twerk team and the apple bottoms. Which side of the crack does your allegiance fall on?
Okay, sometimes I think people will literally tattoo anything on their body. Our friends over at WTFTattoos.com have proven that by now. So if I had a huge gun to your head which tat would you get?
Arkansas & New Mexico