November 28th, 2011
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #1: You avoid being trampled and gang-banged by a stampede of assholes fighting over a $28 stereo.
New Mexico & Tennessee
November 7th, 2011
How sad is it that a divorced former bodybuilder/actor/governor who banged his maid and wasn’t even born in the United States (and thus ineligible to run) is still the best Republican presidential candidate? Now, for the love of God, GET TO THE CHOPPER!
October 31st, 2011
These trick-or-treaters are exactly why I put razor blades in the candy I give out…