September 20th, 2009
You wanna know how you can spot a bad Elvis impersonator? They will look nothing like Elvis.
September 18th, 2009
Have I been huffing what? Huffing paint? What? Really? Where would you get that?…….Okay yes. Yes I have. It makes the cat food taste better.
September 10th, 2009
We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change.