September 12th, 2013
I can’t tell which is worse, spending all that time cutting stupid crap into your head or not spending enough time to cut the stupid crap off you head.
September 4th, 2013
The real question is why aren’t people in public just quickly tossing objects at her so her natural reaction reflex to catch or block them will shatter those nails? I honestly could not help my self to give her a think fast toss of like a big jar of pickles or something. Worst case scenario a jar of pickles shatters at her feet. It’s a win win. Get on that people.
August 1st, 2013
Mustaches are the hot new facial accessory. But with all the styles and creativity out there no two are created equal. So it’s up to you to decide between these two. Who do you like better? The fat Hitler lip toupee or the wise old walrus? Personally, if you pair any type of mustache with a USA bald eagle hat you automatically win and I’m pretty sure your penis grows 5 inches because you’re more of a man.
Massachusetts & Nevada