July 30th, 2013
To be fair, the rest of his construction co-worker buddies all say those heels really accentuate his supple ass.
June 18th, 2013
Advice to all my ladies out there: if you do decide to grow a beard, at least make it a cool beard like Abigale Lincoln here. People are gonna look anyways, might as well make them jealous.
June 11th, 2013
Since when does “cute” mean “stuff I want to shoot fireworks at to make them look better”? People need to notify me of definition changes like this!