New York
05.22.
Just Beat It
We get it, you’re a grown man that masturbates 14 times a day in your mother’s basement. You don’t need to flaunt it.
New York
No Comments03.14.
Multiple Layers
How would you like toupee sir? Cash or credit?
New York
No Comments03.02.
Tricked Out
I don’t care what obstacle you throw in his way, a pimp is gonna figure out a way to pimp. That’s a life lesson kids. Write it down.
New York
No Comments02.10.
Fresh Fish
Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on her tetanus shot.
New York
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