October 10th, 2009
Congratulations! You may have placed second in your goat pageant, but you my friend have won the PoWM “Most Gangster Jacket of the Year” award! Go ahead and toss in some of that Fresh Cope; you deserve it!
October 4th, 2009
This guy looks like he just had sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles.
September 30th, 2009
Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.