This is more of a “Who doesn’t wear it better?” This is a tough decision because obviously both Mr. Tank-top tan and Mr. Saggy bottoms have what it takes to pick up ladies, which is actually more surprising than the fact that they’re shirtless. Personally I’m partial to Mr. Saggy bottoms for doing it without the summer beachwear, but that’s just me.
Alabama & Oklahoma
I couldn’t think of a better place to do a seductive belly dance. I’m just disappointed that I wasn’t there for the 2 p.m. show.
I thought I told you to stay in the truck!
It’s simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.