Once you go Walmart, you’re gonna need a wheelchair…
In the American culture, when a woman’s thong is hanging out, she desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love. So are you going to find out if the carpet matches the drapes on Raggedy Ann over there or are you going wild with the zebra?
Colorado & Oregon
Ohhh you were so close to being just pasty white enough where it would look like you’re wearing an entire white shirt. Dangit. Looks like you came up….short?
Just in case any of you high school girls out there get the smart idea to make getting pregnant your goal this semester, let this picture dissuade you. The parenting struggle is real and you don’t even know how to pay a water bill….and it’s the cheapest of all bills.