March 14th, 2013
They’ve got spirit, how ’bout you?! It’s 3 days until St. Patty’s Day people, what are you doing to prepare your livers? I’ll make a corned beef sandwich for whoever can tell me who is shamrockin’ out the best.
North Carolina & Pennsylvania
March 11th, 2013
I’m super excited you hate your real life so you have to jump into this imaginary one where you get to frolic with Simba all day! Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get to my job so that I can earn a living and pay taxes because my parents haven’t decided to support me until I’m 30 so I can “find my true self”.
February 20th, 2013
You know what the best part about a skullet is? It still says “party in the back” but it says “f*ck business in the front, I’m here to party.”
Montana & Pennsylvania