February 15th, 2013
So this fine young man was recently banned from Walmart. Apparently there was some alcohol involved, I’ll give you a minute to recover from that shocking bit of information…Then he decided to tattoo Walmart on his knuckles, because that’s what badasses do. On a completely related note, for a better glimpse into this thought process, take some time off work to drink moonshine.
February 5th, 2013
I don’t mean to gross anyone out, but this is exactly what I picture the Kool-Aid Man’s semen to look like.
February 2nd, 2013
“Let me show you all the really nice cars I wish I had by putting them on the p.o.s. that I have so you think it’s better!” – Super idea there Mr. Taurus. Why don’t you start taping a bunch of Barbie dolls on your girlfriend to see if that works too.