Today we have the Broncos led by second year virgin extraordinaire Tim Tebow taking on the 6-time Pittsburgh Steelers led by two-time rapist (allegedly) Ben Roethlisberger. Since we are Steelers fans, we are hoping Ben bends Timmy over in a landslide victory…
Florida & Pennsylvania
Christmas came a little early and I don’t have to wait until Sunday to watch my Steelers show Cleveland why the only thing good they have going on in sports come in the form of punch-lines. It’s cold as balls and their sports teams suck, watch out Seattle you may have a new challenger for highest suicide rate.
Say what you want about their meaning, I’m just a little surprised that the ol’ stars and bars aren’t used on more high end products. In fact, I’m gonna go start the trend and see if I can get Mercedes to hook me up with a custom paint job to match the Confederate Armani suit I’m about to get made.
Missouri & Pennsylvania
Well that’s one way to keep your hands nice and toasty. Just make sure they don’t burn and come out with black marks all over them!