Pffft, planking is SOOO 3 months ago. Everybody knows the new shit is Rocket Shipping – the art of putting stuff over your head to pretend you are in a rocket ship.
Pennsylvania & Texas
I didn’t know they moved Pennsylvania all the way east to the Jersey shore! Remind me not to go back home to PA anytime soon, because I’m not in the mood to get any of the…hepatitises? Hepatiti? The Heps? Hip hop anonymous? I don’t know, but the point is I don’t want any of them.
Today we have the Broncos led by second year virgin extraordinaire Tim Tebow taking on the 6-time Pittsburgh Steelers led by two-time rapist (allegedly) Ben Roethlisberger. Since we are Steelers fans, we are hoping Ben bends Timmy over in a landslide victory…
Florida & Pennsylvania
Christmas came a little early and I don’t have to wait until Sunday to watch my Steelers show Cleveland why the only thing good they have going on in sports come in the form of punch-lines. It’s cold as balls and their sports teams suck, watch out Seattle you may have a new challenger for highest suicide rate.