February 2nd, 2013
“Let me show you all the really nice cars I wish I had by putting them on the p.o.s. that I have so you think it’s better!” – Super idea there Mr. Taurus. Why don’t you start taping a bunch of Barbie dolls on your girlfriend to see if that works too.
January 24th, 2013
You look like Dark Helmet’s girlfriend.
January 18th, 2013
“I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…fe-mullets get me so hot and horny.” – said no man ever.