Sexy, middle aged women are often referred to as cougars. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say sexy women over the age of 75 are now called zebras…I think she took it a little too literal.
You do realize that by looking like this you alone are using up the per capita crazy of Rhode Island right? I mean, if this was California we could easily sneak you in unnoticed, but if this is how you wanna use up your allotment Rhode Island then I’m not gonna stop you.
Inconvenient: Shitting your pants. Convenient: Shitting your pants at Walmart where they sell replacement pants! That is the definition of wrong time, right place.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.