August 4th, 2011
Maybe someone should make birdcages bigger. I don’t need some giant parrot squawking at me and shitting all over the floor while I shop.
July 14th, 2011
Did he just duct tape a handheld mirror to his car? After you are done inserting extremely obvious Asian driver jokes, pop on over to White Trash Repairs and check our more do-it-yourself fixer uppers!
December 13th, 2010
Sexy, middle aged women are often referred to as cougars. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say sexy women over the age of 75 are now called zebras…I think she took it a little too literal.