December 13th, 2010
Sexy, middle aged women are often referred to as cougars. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say sexy women over the age of 75 are now called zebras…I think she took it a little too literal.
December 12th, 2010
You do realize that by looking like this you alone are using up the per capita crazy of Rhode Island right? I mean, if this was California we could easily sneak you in unnoticed, but if this is how you wanna use up your allotment Rhode Island then I’m not gonna stop you.
December 10th, 2010
Inconvenient: Shitting your pants. Convenient: Shitting your pants at Walmart where they sell replacement pants! That is the definition of wrong time, right place.