You do realize that by looking like this you alone are using up the per capita crazy of Rhode Island right? I mean, if this was California we could easily sneak you in unnoticed, but if this is how you wanna use up your allotment Rhode Island then I’m not gonna stop you.
Inconvenient: Shitting your pants. Convenient: Shitting your pants at Walmart where they sell replacement pants! That is the definition of wrong time, right place.