Sexy, middle aged women are often referred to as cougars. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say sexy women over the age of 75 are now called zebras…I think she took it a little too literal.
You do realize that by looking like this you alone are using up the per capita crazy of Rhode Island right? I mean, if this was California we could easily sneak you in unnoticed, but if this is how you wanna use up your allotment Rhode Island then I’m not gonna stop you.
Inconvenient: Shitting your pants. Convenient: Shitting your pants at Walmart where they sell replacement pants! That is the definition of wrong time, right place.