Okay here’s the plan, you go grab a package of toilet paper, I’ll get on your shoulders and we’ll stick a roll on one of his spikey things and then watch as he tries to get it off.
HORRY COUNTY, SC (WMBF) A Pawleys Island man remains behind bars after allegedly exposing himself inside a local Walmart Friday, but it’s not his first brush with the law on sex related charges.
In a police report obtained by WMBF News, officers with the Horry County Police Department responded to the Walmart located at 2751 Beaver Run Blvd. in the Surfside Beach area just before 5 p.m. Friday in reference to an indecent exposure.
Officers met with two Walmart employees who told police they saw Christopher Robert Saia, 21, expose himself inside the store in the clothing area. The employees said a woman was in the area Saia was exposing himself, however, she did not see anything.
Once Saia saw the employees, he reportedly covered himself back up. Saia was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.
But it’s not his first arrest on a sex related crime. In July, Saia was arrested and charged with prostitution after officers with the Myrtle Beach Police Department reportedly witnessed him engaging in a sex act with a woman on a picnic table.
Saia reportedly told officers the woman offered to perform the sex act in exchange for a cigarette.
He remains incarcerated in the J. Reuben Long Detention Center on a $10,000 bond for the indecent exposure charge at this time.
Ohhh yaaaa! Second City improv couldn’t have dreamt up a better scene for us here! I’m gonna let you guys have fun and I look forward to all the captions and story lines you guys have cranking around your brains that are just waiting to spew forth. We are all winners in this situation so best caption gets nothing but pride.
Geez, it looks like you’re ready to play in a Harlem Globetrotters game…unfortunately I don’t think you could even make the Washington Generals team.