November 20th, 2013
Hell yes you can bring me an extra basket of bottom biscuits! They are like the Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits of the Walmart world. Goddamn boy, everybody knows that.
New Jersey & South Carolina
November 18th, 2013
PoWM headquarters reside in South Carolina so we know all about big cocks hanging around Walmart, but we figured the rest of the country just doesn’t quite grasp the amount and size of cocks everywhere. You can’t miss them. They’re just always right in your face. Cocks everywhere…..cocks.
November 5th, 2013
Nothing like some over the top pets to scare the shit out of people as they shop in peace. That’s exactly what I was hoping for on my trip to the store, to worry less about stepping in your pet’s crap on the floor and worry more about whether or not it’s going to attack me. Super duper!