Dale Jr. holding a NASCAR rally at Walmart….excuse me a second while I try to recover from my utter shock & surprise!
(Note: if you do not pick up this heavy sarcasm that I’m laying down, you need to be hit in the head with a tire iron.)
I didn’t really have any plan set for Cinco de Mayo today, but it looks like I’m about to party with this dude ’cause someone that looks like this has to be excellent at something & I’m betting it’s getting crazy drunk!
It’s not delivery, it’s a dumbass.
While we appreciate your effort in trying to be the female Willy the Pimp, you just don’t have that “wow” factor to put you on his level.