July 8th, 2010
Is it weird that you use the money you earn from stripping to buy bras that you will then take off for said money?
July 5th, 2010
So icy? Really? I didn’t know gluing pieces of your baby mama’s prom dress makes you icy.
June 16th, 2010
You are all that is EPIC! I want you to rent yourself out so much it hurts. I would hire you to just show up at any special event and just stand there exactly like this, rocking it out. Birthdays, Barmitzvah, company meetings, Christmas, you name it, it would rock. In fact just go ahead and pencil in the next wedding i attend, cause your officially my +1.