When someone tells you the aliens are coming so you prepare the best you can…
I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and say he lives in a state that doesn’t require emissions tests.
Well isn’t this a fun thing. The Walmart in our backyard, our muse if you will, just like to keep reminding us of why we got into the People Of Walmart business in the first place. Some things don’t change and we like that.
“A woman is facing charges after part of the finger of a Wal-Mart security guard was bitten off when the guard tried to detain the suspect for shoplifting intimates, according to a Myrtle Beach police report.
Carolyn Elizabeth Wright, 23, of Myrtle Beach, has been charged with assault and battery, first degree; and two counts of assault and battery, third degree, according to city booking records.
Bond was set Monday at $50,000 for the felony charge and $1,092 for the assault and battery, third degree charges. She remained at the county jail as of press time, according to jail records.”
Listen, I’ve lived in South Carolina for quite some time now and I’ve yet to get a big wet one on the lips. I’m pretty sure you’re just trying to trick people into making out with you. Lights or no lights, I’m not buying it.