What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.
I mean, technically what they’re doing isn’t “half assed” because those are covered, but it just seems less “hey bro check out my bod” and more “ehhh my pile of shirts is all the way over there; f*ck it I’ll just go like this.”
Those bottom biscuits look hella uncomfortable. Either cover them up or let them free completely. It looks like they got stuck trying to peek their head out and we’re gonna have to call the fire department to come get ’em unstuck.
Take your time. This isn’t an easy one. Both are magnificent. Truly magical and a great way to kick off Bike Week in Myrtle Beach AKA The Redneck Riviera AKA the PoWM Headquarters.
Alabama & South Carolina