June 24th, 2013
I was just saying to my friend the other day, I said “Friend, you know what’s a cool fashion statement? Looking like the towel that comes out of the wash when you accidentally put a red in with your whites.” And then he said “I’m not your friend please stop talking to me…weirdo.”
June 12th, 2013
Sir, nobody here is fooled. Clearly you are trying to smuggle those cantaloupes out without paying for them. Oh and you also have a penis, so act like it.
November 19th, 2012
Is that bubble-butt real?!?! Tell ya what, why don’t you put your face by it and see if it pops. That’s the only way to settle this.