April 6th, 2011
Why roll up your sleeves? Another way to check your blood pressure is by clamping the testing device on your left nipple. See, you learn something new every day.
January 14th, 2011
Okay folks we’re gonna have ourselves a little image search a la Highlight magazine. Please check off as you go. (1) Lays Staxs (aka bullshit Pringles) (2) a Watermelon (3) Beneful Dog food (That’s what I give my dog because she is awesome) (4) Total cereal (5) a baby (6) Yoplait Light yogurt (7) frozen peas…..and listen before everyone starts judging her and condemning her please remember that some people actually like the taste of Total and that’s okay. That’s what you guys were pissed and shocked about right?
December 20th, 2010
Mmmmm, the other white meat! I have to assume that much like every other part of her body, it tastes delicious!