Much like fat people suing McDonald’s because they are fat, I have decided to sue all tattoo parlors for knowingly allowing awful tattoos to be released into public.
Maybe they call it a plumber’s crack because I want to drink a bottle of Drano right now…
That is one mission that I would not accept and gladly get dishonorably discharged before I get my hand stinky and wet from her dishonorable discharge.
Little bit of ass never hurt anyone. A lot of ass may have hurt someone, but a little bit I think is safe. It’s a sad day when this is a resonable compromise in the world of Walmart.
Missouri & Tennessee
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.