October 24th, 2013
I don’t see the problem here. Sometimes bros just need to wear some colorful attire that can barely contain all of their fabulous old man skin. It happens. What we need to find out is “Who Wears It Better?” Mr. Jazzercise or the dude that might actually be Hulk Hogan.
September 27th, 2013
Much like fat people suing McDonald’s because they are fat, I have decided to sue all tattoo parlors for knowingly allowing awful tattoos to be released into public.
September 16th, 2013
Maybe they call it a plumber’s crack because I want to drink a bottle of Drano right now…