February 19th, 2013
I’m glad you’re already covered in kisses because I don’t think I’d put my lips near you even if it would cure cancer.
February 12th, 2013
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the penny, log cabins, log toys, the Town Car, a town in Nebraska, Matthew McConaughey as a lawyer, the Park (all of them), killing all those vampires, and freeing slaves. Anything else I forgot, my bad. Sick beard by the way.
January 23rd, 2013
Finally I get invited to a girl’s slumber party and turns out it’s hers. Just my luck.