September 27th, 2013
Much like fat people suing McDonald’s because they are fat, I have decided to sue all tattoo parlors for knowingly allowing awful tattoos to be released into public.
September 16th, 2013
Maybe they call it a plumber’s crack because I want to drink a bottle of Drano right now…
September 12th, 2013
That is one mission that I would not accept and gladly get dishonorably discharged before I get my hand stinky and wet from her dishonorable discharge.