Buttwings….Sounds like the worst superhero ever.
C’mon now! This is an arrestable offense these days? Who hasn’t pissed all over themselves in public while shoving trout in their pants? This is still America last time I checked.
“CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — A Clarksville man was arrested Wednesday after he urinated in Wal-Mart while trying to put a package of trout in his trousers and then told a police officer that he wasn’t concerned because his crimes were only “misdemeanors,” according to an arrest warrant.
Clarksville Police were called to the store at 2315 Madison St., at 1:33 p.m. Wednesday, the warrant stated.
A worker told an officer that the suspect, David Wylie, was seen urinating on the sales floor near the alcohol while trying to put a package of trout in his pants and he then attempted to leave the store without paying, the warrant stated.”
I feel ya brother. I hope I see this dude in public so I can talk to him.
“Feeling blue” has an entirely different meaning for these two.
California & Tennessee