December 20th, 2012
“Who Wears Wedgies Better?” Really? I never thought we’d have this. When I get a wedgie it’s like my world is over for those 8 seconds I try to move with it. Come one people, I’ve personally got like 12 different moves to take care of my wedgie and those are the discrete ones, I’m not even talking about the basic grab and yank. Geeez!
Tennessee & West Virginia
October 25th, 2012
Someone told me they had a pic of 2 bitches and a cock on a bike. Boy, what I pictured in my head was waaaaaay off!
September 7th, 2012
What’s up there Highlander? Simmer down on the presentation effect! But what I want to know is what’s really going on here? Maybe I’ll get a better idea if we have a caption contest!! Ahhhhh!!!! Whoooo! In my head I announce that shit like Oprah giving away free crap and you all love it. Anyway, make me proud. Funniest caption wins our new book People of Walmart: Of The People, By The People, For The People. Entries must be in by noon EST Monday.