May 15th, 2013
Sometimes people ask us why we created this website….this is why. This is the pinnacle of why we do this. I feel like my entire life has just been leading up to this amazing picture and I’m just happy to share this moment with the rest of you. Especially those of you that are old men with nice big titties!
March 25th, 2013
You know what was a logical and pleasant revelation? The double-stuffed Oreo. Wanna know what isn’t pleasant? The double-stuffed jorts. I’d ask you “Who Wears It Better?” but frankly I just don’t care right now.
January 16th, 2013
If he hops on a green lizard looking thing that starts eating apples, I might shit myself.